Work Faker Credits

Created and Sealed With a Kiss By

Brandon Thomson

Idolized and Dreamed of By

David Rudnick
Sam Ryan

Visually enhanced by

Brandon Thomson

Drinks furnished (at a cost, of course) by

The Coca-Cola™ Company

Lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of thanks to

The eccentrics who tested
The (non-existent) people who gave me money

All those who weren't mentioned that made this project possible, through a number of odd pokings, proddings, and probings. (And, strangely enough, they had big eyes too. Hmm.)

and, not to forget

‘nell and gnat’,
for emotional support and help through this pitiful 1999, the year of the Apocalypse.

©1999 Alpach Corp.
All rights (Well, at least 99.999%) reserved.

DISCLAIMER: Alpach is not responsible for your actions with this software. It was designed to humor us, and is being released for your humor as well. We do not condone the use of Work Faker to give false appearances, or otherwise deceive.

And that, my friends, is what you get for holding down the option key. NEATO! Please don't spread the word about this secret box, let everyone find out for themselves. Thanks! (Not that anyone would care anyway... Sigh)